Carter Mason
Zarrillo
Otherwise known as,
“the guy with the hair”
Bios are so funny to me,
“sum yourself up in a paragraph so we can get an idea of your whole life.” When its no secret that everyone hates doing these and that everyone reading them deserves an award for braving through another “groundbreaking creative biography”.
I’ve made it my personal mission to make this “about me” one of the most enticing, entertaining and hopefully at points uncomfortable, introductions you’ve had the unwilling pleasure of reading.
Luckily for you,
I’m Carter Mason and I:
Spend 15 dollars a day on Starbucks even though I have a state of the art Keurig at home - purely because I’m a sucker for good branding.
Have a running list of 10,000 TV shows and Films I am DYING to watch, but somehow always end up just rewatching Smallville, The Walking Dead or Manchester By The Sea for the millionth time.
Sing to my two cats every morning the “words of affirmation song” to remind them just how important they are to me and that they’re smart, funny and talented (even though this is a secret mantra to myself). Totally normal behavior, don’t bring it up again.
Collect tattoos like they’re Pokemon Go characters.
Have a fear of needles. Bet you had to read that twice. To be fair they’re the “drawing blood” kind, not the “injecting ink into your body” kind.
Can’t ever own anything too nice because my ADHD doesn’t allow me to have nice things in life. Ray Bans? AirPods? Lost em both yesterday. You get the picture.
Me summed up in a few visuals
I Consider some of my most rewarding accomplishments to be:
Completing both The Last of Us Part 1 and 2 with 100 hours on each
Premiering my debut short film at the SoHo International Film Fest in 2023
Rescuing my two cats from a barn in the dead of winter while they were just kittens
Surviving EDC Orlando for the first time in 2022 (barely)
Being able to cover Baby by Justin Bieber on guitar
If you made it this far - then it worked .
Hope you laughed once or twice!
carter.zarrillo@gmail.com